“Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?”

lol..omg…I can’t BEGIN to tell you what an abject moron this woman is, in addition to being a disgusting caricature of an Italian-American woman from NJ.  However, I was flipping channels yesterday and I caught this little gem of wisdom from her.   I just googled it and it turns out its not even an original thought.   LOL so not surprised, can cro magnon abject morons have original thought?  lol..that forehead, its so low it could only be housing half a brain.

Anyway, enough Teresa bashing, the original quote seems to be from one of the Kardashians but maybe someone else said it before that, even.

But yeah, tattoos, not to insult any of my tattooed readers or friendly acquaintances, but tats are just so not me.  I’m absolutely perfect, exactly as I am, creamy white Mediterranean skin should never be blemished with needles and INK!  ugh

In addition, I’m wayyyy too fickle when it comes to adorning myself and my body.  Don’t people tire of the tats quickly and want something new?  I know I would.  It’s like changing the color of your eye shadow or nail polish or something.  Well, nail polish isn’t a good example in my case,  I only like a few colors but STILL its a few!  I wouldn’t want to be sentenced to wearing one color for the rest of my life, KWIM?  And have to have a laser treatment if I had the inevitable change of mind?

Enjoy my beauty as it is, my minions.  Bask in unsullied Pure Perfection.  

And the (mostly) espadrilles:

My new Asics Gels for my fall workouts. I haven’t even tried them on yet, I hope they’re as good as I was told they were.

Liz Claiborne tee and a jeweled neck shirt from Bebe. LOL this top is kind of 80’s looking but damn lots of stuff I saw at the mall is 80’s looking this season. It’s gonna look good with the new leather jacket I ordered.

Last Tuesday, a call came in from a guy I had never spoken to, who I will now refer to as “forced intox fool”. Before the night was over, I had extracted the following, and a good time was had by all.

MY TAKE:

About $290 from his phone calls.

A $900 net tribute to cover my new tires and a detailing for my lovely ride.

A $352 money transfer directly to one of my creditors to make me a debt free Goddess once again.

A rare coin I wanted that cost $145 on Amazon.

These ruby earrings also $145 which I got today – they’re NICE and they’re a decent size too.

Three $50 Target gift cards.

A $150 Victoria’s Secret Ecard.

What does this total up to? I don’t even know, I’m adding it as a type this.

Something like $2132 in three hours or thereabouts? Close enough.

He said he had done this before with several other dommes and he even had a real life exploitrix for a while, but told Me he was truly floored by the speed and ease with which I was able to get him dizzy and extract his cash….over the phone, no less. He also said he wanted to keep serving his Evil Queen, but I have a feeling the “morning after” may have crashed down hard and he’s a little gun shy right now. Eh, maybe he’ll be back in two weeks when his next direct deposit hits.

I will add photos of the gift cards & earrings and maybe some more screenshots if I feel like it.

My nylonpup is severely broke after what we did in July, but he’s making a valiant effort to keep all the balls in the air….while I squeeze his, LOL. He’s forked over $500 more so far. My latest “suggestions” for nylonpup are

a.) speed up the negotiations on the business buyout
b.) take a loan against your IRA’s

Those two events will really get the ball rolling for August. (grin)

slave brian has been in touch. Supposedly he made a killing flipping a house and is waiting for the funds to reach him. If so…cash bash time for bri-bri is right around the corner.

Ciao for now, fans and freaks!

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I love to burn the candle at both ends but hate sleeping thru the best of the daylight hours.

Not sure what I’m gonna do yet to try to re-adjust, I’m sure I’ll be up til 4 am again tonight.

So anyway, after waking up at 2, I had tea (I’m getting sooooo into tea again, much as I love my coffee) checked email, went out to pick up checks and make a bank deposit, then swung over to Whole Foods and pick up some salmon filets and some goodies from the antipasto bar. Got home and chatted with slaveeddie a while then took two calls. My former business partner called and then stopped over to talk about some new projects he’s been working on. He stayed longer than I wanted but finally left and then I roasted that salmon and made a nice big salad. It was the most delicious salmon I’ve had in a while.

I spent the rest of the evening tweaking the site and planning some new stuff. I won’t talk about it yet. We’ll see how I feel about it after it gets out of the planning stages.

Tea whim info – my favorite tea is Earl Grey, specifically Organic Earl Grey from Mighty Leaf – I get it at the coffee bar at my local Food Emporium. Instead of regular bag, the tea is in the most gorgeous, enviro-friendly stitched silken pouch. Mighty Leaf has a website you can order from.

He ordered My Sopranos Season 6 Part 1 Boxed Set while we were on the phone, too.

Then he sent me this:

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